Greetings all, the Colonel would like to make the following announcement:

Saturday, Nov.5 at Thunder Road Raceway Park. Ah will be attending a Test n Tune with members of a local car club. Gates open at 11am and the track is hawt at 1pm. The devil dawg and myself will be in attendance in case any SRT8's need a good whuppin'. Y'all come!

Damn! that might as well be Arkansas!

Sorry, got a little event to watch on Sat night! You'll have to whip me another time!

No insult intended good suh, but your "mostly stock" car looks ver' fast. The Colonel wishes to concede to his good instincts and avoid your particular SRT8!

Update.

The Colonel and his devil dawg had a honkin' good time with several other Challenger owners. The dawg put down a consistent string of 12.6xx runs before the temperatures went up and ET's went down. The Colonel is sad to say he missed his goal of 12.59x and believes a LSD is sorely needed.