After a long night of making love the young guy rolled
over, was looking around when he noticed a framed
picture of another man on a desk in the distance.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your
husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."

oooooooh, lol that's ****ed!!

haha

uh huh! it is....lol

Thats funny.

I worked with a guy in the Eighties who served in the Army in Germany. His long story short version; he met a woman in a bar, had drinks, went back to her place just outside of the gate at the base.

She went to freshen up, he jumps in the sack, she comes out hung like a mule.:D

According to him, he baled, leaving his uniform, ran onto the base and was immediately arrested by the MP's.

Knowing him as I did it is very likley it was true.

^^^^ ewwwwwwwwwwww but funny!

I threw up a little in my mouth.............:eek:

a guy and a girl are sitting at opposite ends of a bar
the girl walks over to the guy and asks "are you alone?"
the guy replies , "yea , my wife left me b/c i was into kinky sex"
the girl says "my husband left me for the same thing, do you want to go back to my place and have some kinky sex?"
the guy replies "hell ya"

so the girl is in the bathroom getting ready and she walks out wearing a gas mask and holding a whip.
suddenly, the guy takes off for the door!

the girl says "i thought we were going to have some kinky sex"
the guy replies "i ****ed your cat and shit in your purse , thanks for the great evening" and runs out

^^^^^^ lmao....

Damn! Some really good ones here! LMAO!:D

LMFAO @ Justin