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08-01-2009, 03:33 AM
I still think we need a kill section and not a sticky, so I posted a new thread! Still love this forum though. This might be funny, don't laugh:
So as of some of you, from the Daytona Cruise, may know there are two things I like. I like to drink, and I like to get sideways in my car. I do not compliment drinking and driving, but F*&k it, it happens. Might I add that this is literally two minutes from my house. Here we go...
This story picks up around 10:00pm at Chili's(2-4-1). Everything is good, after drinks with friends, I need a night cap so I go to my local. I walk in and some hotties are chillin, but guys snatch them up and leave. I'm cussing at this point. Now that potential is gone, there is only one thing in mind, MOPAR. However, no car talk is started amongst anyone, so I decide to bail. Here is the kill: As I am leaving Chili's I notice a G35 cruise past with windows down, rims, and exhaust :D. I'm excited, if you couldn't tell. Now don't get me wrong, I already expect to screw this person big time. So I imediately crank and go play catch up in the parking lot. I caught him! While pulling out of the parking lot, and just to say "Ello Govna," of course I get a little sideways. Ok, it was alot sideways! Well this obviously sparked his interest, the guy stops in front of me and waits for me to pass. As I pass, he looks, and then pulls behind me in the left turn lane. Now the funny part is that this guy, who must not know cars, thinks he has a shot. I now feel like a bully. As we turn left, I take the outside lane so he can catch up. After getting straight he punches it and so do I. Now Obviously everyone here knows I pulled him by more than three or four car lenghts. After getting him bad, he tries to do a ricer fly-bye, but I pulled him again after a downshift. After passing for the second time, he slows down dramatically. I slow down and tried to give the thumbs up for effort, but this douchebag in military camo and a beret doesn't even acknowledge me. No disrespect, but he must have felt like a tool in front of his girlfriend who was in the passenger seat. :rolleyes:
So as of some of you, from the Daytona Cruise, may know there are two things I like. I like to drink, and I like to get sideways in my car. I do not compliment drinking and driving, but F*&k it, it happens. Might I add that this is literally two minutes from my house. Here we go...
This story picks up around 10:00pm at Chili's(2-4-1). Everything is good, after drinks with friends, I need a night cap so I go to my local. I walk in and some hotties are chillin, but guys snatch them up and leave. I'm cussing at this point. Now that potential is gone, there is only one thing in mind, MOPAR. However, no car talk is started amongst anyone, so I decide to bail. Here is the kill: As I am leaving Chili's I notice a G35 cruise past with windows down, rims, and exhaust :D. I'm excited, if you couldn't tell. Now don't get me wrong, I already expect to screw this person big time. So I imediately crank and go play catch up in the parking lot. I caught him! While pulling out of the parking lot, and just to say "Ello Govna," of course I get a little sideways. Ok, it was alot sideways! Well this obviously sparked his interest, the guy stops in front of me and waits for me to pass. As I pass, he looks, and then pulls behind me in the left turn lane. Now the funny part is that this guy, who must not know cars, thinks he has a shot. I now feel like a bully. As we turn left, I take the outside lane so he can catch up. After getting straight he punches it and so do I. Now Obviously everyone here knows I pulled him by more than three or four car lenghts. After getting him bad, he tries to do a ricer fly-bye, but I pulled him again after a downshift. After passing for the second time, he slows down dramatically. I slow down and tried to give the thumbs up for effort, but this douchebag in military camo and a beret doesn't even acknowledge me. No disrespect, but he must have felt like a tool in front of his girlfriend who was in the passenger seat. :rolleyes: