The rules are simple, the next poster has to add on something related to what the previous poster says, to keep a story going, but the catch is you can only post three words per post. I'll start (please keep it clean, at least TRY!)

There once was...

A black car

loaded with a

Group of women

Whoopin it up.............:D

on sour whiskey

spilling it all......

on the driver

,screaming pull over

,screaming pull over

,jump out and.....................

get off the

McDonalds bag you

start looking at

the damn road

it was wet!

it was wet!

So one Girl................

So one Girl................

so Marty said....

so Marty said....

To put the.....................

top on girl!

top on girl!

your causing a.....................

big problem here

big problem here

The Mopar club......................

is getting together

is getting together

and laughing at................

martys small......exhaust.

martys small......exhaust.

LOL............Until he fired..............

up the beast...

reved the motor

reved the motor

Till they shook.................

and laugh again....

and laugh again....

and shedding anything.......

until he noticed...

his wallet missing

and fly undone

oh my god!

there's a chick!

lets get her...

in the charger

and go over

to the bar

and get wasted

so I can...

do my thing...

do my thing...

Like dancing a............

sweet irish jig

and then go

drop a deuce

on a stang

on a stang

Like the one..............:D

marty dropped on

marty dropped on

A row of.............

nasty ugly stangs....

nasty ugly stangs....

Then the Mopar...........

club came over...

Smelling like ass

and Juice ahead....lol

and Juice ahead....lol

Showed them how.......

a real mopar...











this is funny, read the whole thing and cracked me up!

a real mopar...











this is funny, read the whole thing and cracked me up!

Juiced maniac rolls........

and sprays some...

and sprays some...

150 shot into........

his beastly motor

his beastly motor

and floors it......................

till he's gone

With the wind.....

then the stangs...

then the stangs...

Bow down and.........

know we are

know we are

the absolute rulers......

Deep South Mopars!

is the shit

now we all...

now we all...

gesture at them..........

now they want

givin them thumbsup

givin them thumbsup

and walking away........

without even thinking...

and walking away........

cus blake''s gay

without even thinking...

about their feelings

for Marty's ride

for Marty's ride

Cause they know......

Cause they know......

He can Rock..............

playstation's rock band

playstation's rock band

On the Drums

and the mic

and the mic
Playing and singing

then the music

was damn loud

so the neighbor

called the cops

called the cops

and waited for.........

them to come

so he could

so he could

show his charger

Was a beast....

Was a beast....

while driving circles

around the cops

around the cops

Then they smiled..........:)

And they said

And they said

you are free!

you are free!

you silly sally

lookn at this

lookn at this

You have the........

fastest stock srt

fastest stock srt

That exists in...........

That exists in...........
the deep south

states and also

states and also

at the 1/4...........

at the 1/4...........
where i represent

mile at moroso (WPB)

mile at moroso (WPB)
kickin everyones a#@

then a ricer

then a ricer

Breaks down in........

the middle of

the parkn lot

we all start

laugh without ceasing

, the ricer calls

for his mommy

and starts crying

like a girl

and now patrick

is still lmfao

is still lmfao

(is that considered 3 words? lol)

so renato comes...

and starts crying

And says Im.........

gay but not

as gay as...

blakes tall ass

then we all

went 2 bed



holla

went 2 bed



holla

and dreamed about........

havin plenty money

havin plenty money

To get a......................

fri head & cam

that sounds like

that sounds like

a fully blown........

bad ass thumpin

bad ass thumpin

supercharger that is.........

gonna kill all

the stangs that

wanna be like

real muscle cars

So this chic

became a stripper

(not my ex)

got enough money

to buy a...

really fast ant

that moved like

a possessed demon

a possessed demon

Across the screen......

copying you redinfierno

because u are

such a good

such a good

little running ant.........

just like your

just like your

new pet rock...........

sometimes when i

play with it

play with it

it rolls off.............

it rolls off.............

like a doughnut

like a doughnut

down the hall.......

and the stairs

and lands in

a silver 300

riding 24's and

riding 24's and

Bouncing up and..............

down, messing up

the shiny rims

, now he needs

cos is hot...

cos is hot...

To mellow out......

and he see

a hot chic

in a chally

and starts chasing

to give her

a DSM card

:D

and maybe her

and maybe her

big smile will.........

make him melt

make him melt

and squeek out........

whats your name

marty, he said

and she laughs

while she gets

a pack of...............

tacks to smack

as she flaunts

her big beautiful

heavenly busty busoms

heavenly busty busoms

That I hold.....................:D

in my mouth

in my mouth

and feed like..........

i'm a pimp........

i'm a pimp........

with a big..........

hard long thick

hard long thick

Hurst shifter that......................:D

shifted really well

shifted really well

especially when hitting.............................

the nitrous switch

the nitrous switch

and spinning his..........

555 nitto streetdrags

burning some rubber

burning some rubber

And smoking out..............

all those freakin...

Ford driving haters

, they just saw...

, they just saw...

as they flew..............

ooooh poor stangs...

ooooh poor stangs...


Keep falling apart...........

while we laugh!

while we laugh!

rolling around the............

racetrack, after that...

we all drank

some kool-aid with

some kool-aid with

Gin and tonic

two cups please

keep em coming

keep em coming

guzzleing them down

quenching our thirst

tastes like gatorade

tastes like gatorade

like the hooters.......

on dat chick

on dat chick

that bounce around.........

like heavenly globes

looking yummy and

looking yummy and

and covered in.............

yummy bear honey

fresh off a

fresh off a

glazed doughnut that..................

reminded me of

reminded me of

the nectar I............

used to drink

used to drink

when I was..................

a little kid

a little kid

looking at pictures...............:D

that marty showed

that marty showed

On this forum.........

, she was hot

Like new orleans

Like new orleans

last Tuesday, 104'

or Monroe, 107'

or Monroe, 107'

Jacksonville at 104

god damn it!

god damn it!

He said and:D

just drove away...

While saying it...

is hot as...

a mo.. fo...